You Didn't Ask For It, But You'll Get It Anyway

Consider this my WELCOME to all of you insidiously bored human units looking for a pithy distraction from your mundane existences. If you came here for some kind of positive and uplifting life-changing insight, you might as well leave now. This will not be your "happy place". Contrarily, if it is a diversion from "normal" you seek, then bookmark this page and visit often. I, Johnny, your humble and subservient blogger, am here to pique, prod, pleasure and piss off your delicate psyches until either you throw up from laughing or your head explodes by way of over-analyzing the minutest of urbane topics. Either way, it matters not to me.

Well you might be asking "what might you be discussing / raving about in this new blog of yours that will make me want to waste 5 minutes of my day reading?".

Hmmm ... good question. 

Let's start with these topics:

Life
Politics
Religion
Sexual Orientation
Race
Potpourri

Yup.  Good place to start.  I could pretty much say anything relating to those aforementioned hot buttons and piss somebody off! And make no mistake, I am here to provoke you into deep thought. To make you look at things the way I do. To drag you to my point of view. To have you move in with me on the far side of life. You will try to resist. But, in the end, I think you'll succumb to my illogical and warped sense of thinking.

Readers of my previous blatherings concerning my weight loss journey, already know that my mind houses an endless amount of useless information, far fetched ideas, contorted views of life and over bearing opinions. So let's see where that gets us. Many times I surprise even myself with depth of my mental depravity. And I only mean that in a good way.

The next time you stop by, I will have some type witty diatribe prepared for your perusal.  I will try and dance the two step on your morality and see if you fight back.  I hope you do. It may provoke a lively exchange. 'Cause believe it or not, I'm looking for some fresh meat. Although your opinion means absolutely nothing to me, I will still relish the opportunity to receive it. Then, I will, of course, trash it in kind. So if you're mannish enough, bring it on! Or get in line with the rest of the great society of lemmings your government longs for you to be!

Until next time ...
Get a life! Have an opinion.

Johnny